Kenfomhug is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, temperamental zebra.

Kenfomhug created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenfomhug, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Kenfomhug, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kenfomhug's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kenfomhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Kenfomhug in the centre of the settlement.