Bussagkam is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, prudent coyote.

Bussagkam created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bussagkam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bussagkam, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bussagkam's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bussagkam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bussagkam three times a day.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bussagkam.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bussagkam on top of all buildings.

4. Bussagkam loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Always help sick gulls.