Onthivdim is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental
gnu.
Onthivdim created Asia four million years ago.
If you believe in
Onthivdim, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Onthivdim, she will refuse to believe in you.
Onthivdim's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Onthivdim's Holy Commandments1. Goats are not to be trusted.
2. Do not keep seven tortoises in a large pit.
3. Do not wear tin on your body.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Do not stand on grass.