Padsafdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, clever badger.

Padsafdiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Padsafdiss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Padsafdiss, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Padsafdiss' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Padsafdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silver sculptures of Padsafdiss on top of important buildings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to capybaras while wearing purple ear rings.