Targrigdut is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless donkey.

Targrigdut created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Targrigdut, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Targrigdut, she will turn you into a mole.

Targrigdut's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Targrigdut's Holy Commandments

1. Targrigdut loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Retreat if six gulls approach from the south.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not covet oxen.