Tarpmabkarfubsomlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, merciful horse.

Tarpmabkarfubsomlarg created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpmabkarfubsomlarg, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tarpmabkarfubsomlarg, it will turn you into a duck.

Tarpmabkarfubsomlarg's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tarpmabkarfubsomlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tarpmabkarfubsomlarg.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not keep five badgers in a large pit.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling space in purple.