Camstafsas is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, smart troll.

Camstafsas created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camstafsas, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Camstafsas, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Camstafsas' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Camstafsas' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Hide from white doves for they are unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.