Larpjincut Zimhigcun is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, witty
wyrm.
Larpjincut Zimhigcun created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Larpjincut Zimhigcun, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Larpjincut Zimhigcun, it will be very sad.
Larpjincut Zimhigcun's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Larpjincut Zimhigcun's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
2. Do not wear mauve clothing.
3. Do not kill mites.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Always pray immersed in water.