Zedgatbig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, idiotic mink.

Zedgatbig created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedgatbig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zedgatbig, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Zedgatbig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Zedgatbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Run away if five frogs approach from the south.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.