Hincepgabcunspaglistkonkip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil parrot.

Hincepgabcunspaglistkonkip created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hincepgabcunspaglistkonkip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hincepgabcunspaglistkonkip, she will destroy your home planet.

Hincepgabcunspaglistkonkip's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Hincepgabcunspaglistkonkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hincepgabcunspaglistkonkip.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hincepgabcunspaglistkonkip.