Gunhatdut is a god.

He takes the form of a large, deceitful pig.

Gunhatdut created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunhatdut, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gunhatdut, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gunhatdut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gunhatdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near otters while wearing gray coats.

2. Never paint your feet pink.

3. Never mention snails.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never hop in holy places.