Nurlominwap is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, vain
wombat.
Nurlominwap created snails four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nurlominwap, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Nurlominwap, he will turn you into a snail.
Nurlominwap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Nurlominwap's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick rats.
2. Do not eat beans.
3. Do not shave your neck.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.