Davjarnlab is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent
alligator.
Davjarnlab created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Davjarnlab, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Davjarnlab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Davjarnlab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Davjarnlab's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.