Fligkopsand Yamdabjop Pangedkenrig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, two-faced pigeon.

Fligkopsand Yamdabjop Pangedkenrig created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligkopsand Yamdabjop Pangedkenrig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fligkopsand Yamdabjop Pangedkenrig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fligkopsand Yamdabjop Pangedkenrig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fligkopsand Yamdabjop Pangedkenrig's Holy Commandments

1. Fligkopsand Yamdabjop Pangedkenrig loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. You must pray to Fligkopsand Yamdabjop Pangedkenrig seven times a day.

3. Fligkopsand Yamdabjop Pangedkenrig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.