Karyattbissvil is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, contented horse.

Karyattbissvil created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karyattbissvil, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Karyattbissvil, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Karyattbissvil's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Karyattbissvil's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year .

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must love Karyattbissvil.