Jindossvan is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid chicken.

Jindossvan created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jindossvan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jindossvan, it will not care at all.

Jindossvan's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Jindossvan's Holy Commandments

1. Jindossvan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Worship no other gods but Jindossvan.

3. Erect nine silver sculptures of Jindossvan on top of important buildings.

4. Retreat if seven nematodes approach from the west.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.