Suggonfut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish weasel.

Suggonfut created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Suggonfut, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Suggonfut, he will turn you into a frog.

Suggonfut's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Suggonfut's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year .

2. Run away if six monkeys approach from the west.

3. Always help turtles.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Suggonfut must be the most important thing in your life.