Vogsugcum is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, capable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Vogsugcum created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Vogsugcum, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vogsugcum, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vogsugcum's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Vogsugcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hide from red bats for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.