Nelljantonk is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, loving rhinoceros.

Nelljantonk created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelljantonk, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nelljantonk, he will turn you into a goat.

Nelljantonk's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nelljantonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.