Cedjoppon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, witless troll.

Cedjoppon created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cedjoppon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cedjoppon, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cedjoppon's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cedjoppon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Never paint your face orange.

3. Do not keep nine tortoises in a large pit.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.