Cedjoppon is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, witless
troll.
Cedjoppon created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Cedjoppon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Cedjoppon, she will attempt to scare you with floods.
Cedjoppon's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Cedjoppon's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about solid mechanics.
2. Never paint your face orange.
3. Do not keep nine tortoises in a large pit.
4. Horses are not to be trusted.
5. Do not make images of living things.