Davlargtif is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, irritating horse.

Davlargtif created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davlargtif, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Davlargtif, he will turn you into a plant.

Davlargtif's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Davlargtif's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Davlargtif.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.