Cadlenjap is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, loving naga.

Cadlenjap created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadlenjap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cadlenjap, she will cry a lot.

Cadlenjap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cadlenjap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight geese approach from the south.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Cadlenjap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Retreat if seven squirrels approach from the west.