Cuncissxuc Bifmilgil is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring human.

Cuncissxuc Bifmilgil created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cuncissxuc Bifmilgil, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cuncissxuc Bifmilgil, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cuncissxuc Bifmilgil's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cuncissxuc Bifmilgil's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.