Cibyiktit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, impressive rhinoceros.

Cibyiktit created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibyiktit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cibyiktit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cibyiktit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cibyiktit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never paint your legs yellow.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.