Yarlcinkin is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, vain horse.

Yarlcinkin created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlcinkin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yarlcinkin, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yarlcinkin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yarlcinkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near foxes while wearing fawn jumpers.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Do not shave your legs.