Hadkam Vadgampag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying unicorn.

Hadkam Vadgampag created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadkam Vadgampag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadkam Vadgampag, it will turn you into a rat.

Hadkam Vadgampag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hadkam Vadgampag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven tortoises in a large pit.

2. Always help cats.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat bark.