Libmis Cebsasnulrag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow badger.

Libmis Cebsasnulrag created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Libmis Cebsasnulrag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Libmis Cebsasnulrag, she will send you a sign.

Libmis Cebsasnulrag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Libmis Cebsasnulrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Worship no other gods but Libmis Cebsasnulrag.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Put Libmis Cebsasnulrag first in all things.