Dogcepcimbamtammobjip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying whale.

Dogcepcimbamtammobjip created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogcepcimbamtammobjip, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dogcepcimbamtammobjip, it will be very unhappy.

Dogcepcimbamtammobjip's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dogcepcimbamtammobjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Dogcepcimbamtammobjip on top of all buildings.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Dogcepcimbamtammobjip on top of important buildings.