Sigquimdag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, boastful porpoise.

Sigquimdag created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigquimdag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sigquimdag, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sigquimdag's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sigquimdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling space.