Motgubdin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid fish.

Motgubdin created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motgubdin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Motgubdin, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Motgubdin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Motgubdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always obey Motgubdin's priests.

3. Never paint your face violet.

4. Motgubdin loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.