Jabgepmot is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, happy wombat.

Jabgepmot created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabgepmot, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jabgepmot, she will turn you into a slug.

Jabgepmot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Jabgepmot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine copper sculptures of Jabgepmot on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Jabgepmot on top of all buildings.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. You must pray to Jabgepmot four times a day.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.