Gumcimfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful wolf.

Gumcimfarn created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumcimfarn, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gumcimfarn, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gumcimfarn's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gumcimfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.