Gumcimfarn is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful
wolf.
Gumcimfarn created time and space six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gumcimfarn, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Gumcimfarn, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Gumcimfarn's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Gumcimfarn's Holy Commandments1. Never write about comets.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never talk about dwarf planets.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.