Linpopcempop is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic clam.

Linpopcempop created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linpopcempop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Linpopcempop, she will turn you into a frog.

Linpopcempop's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Linpopcempop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Linpopcempop.

5. Always look after injured geese.