Bodyoging is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy crab.

Bodyoging created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodyoging, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bodyoging, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bodyoging's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bodyoging's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bodyoging.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near gulls while wearing turquoise hats and balancing four iron spheres on your back.

4. Always help sick voles.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bodyoging.