Nurlnanbast is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able
jaguar.
Nurlnanbast created a quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurlnanbast, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nurlnanbast, she will turn you into a mouse.
Nurlnanbast's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Nurlnanbast's Holy Commandments1. Learn eight new languages a year .
2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Nurlnanbast in the centre of the settlement.
5. Hide from fawn pigs for they are unholy.