Tikbap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind giraffe.

Tikbap created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikbap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tikbap, he will not invite you to parties.

Tikbap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tikbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight horses in a large pit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Tikbap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.