Fedsandtun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, stupid mongoose.

Fedsandtun created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedsandtun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fedsandtun, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fedsandtun's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fedsandtun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight snails approach from the north.

2. Never feed strawberries to eagles while wearing turquoise boots.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling space.
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