Dutdudlin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonest beaver.

Dutdudlin created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutdudlin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dutdudlin, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dutdudlin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dutdudlin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dutdudlin.

2. Never feed lots of grapes to whales while wearing blue stockings.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling space.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.