Tafominspagbellrowhan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing dog.

Tafominspagbellrowhan created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafominspagbellrowhan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tafominspagbellrowhan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tafominspagbellrowhan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tafominspagbellrowhan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tafominspagbellrowhan first in all things.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Worship no other gods but Tafominspagbellrowhan.