Rillwankab Narfablitmuttadcan Zanpadrat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil snake.

Rillwankab Narfablitmuttadcan Zanpadrat created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillwankab Narfablitmuttadcan Zanpadrat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rillwankab Narfablitmuttadcan Zanpadrat, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Rillwankab Narfablitmuttadcan Zanpadrat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Rillwankab Narfablitmuttadcan Zanpadrat's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Rillwankab Narfablitmuttadcan Zanpadrat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Put Rillwankab Narfablitmuttadcan Zanpadrat first in all things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rillwankab Narfablitmuttadcan Zanpadrat.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near dolphins while wearing brown shirts and balancing six titanium spheres on your head.