Kabwiglen is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty
jaguar.
Kabwiglen created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kabwiglen, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Kabwiglen, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Kabwiglen's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Kabwiglen's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Never write about comets.
3. Do not keep five shrews in a large pit.
4. Pray towards the west.
5. Do not listen to music.