Kabwiglen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty jaguar.

Kabwiglen created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabwiglen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kabwiglen, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kabwiglen's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kabwiglen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not keep five shrews in a large pit.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not listen to music.