Wadgebfot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish raccoon.

Wadgebfot created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadgebfot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wadgebfot, he will be mildly annoyed.

Wadgebfot's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wadgebfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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