Yarllamlan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, impressive whale.

Yarllamlan created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarllamlan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarllamlan, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yarllamlan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yarllamlan's Holy Commandments

1. Yarllamlan loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Never feed limes to whales while wearing fawn stockings.