Litruttlik is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective
seal.
Litruttlik created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Litruttlik, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Litruttlik, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Litruttlik's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Litruttlik's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling space.
2. Always help goats.
3. Never feed lots of strawberries to grasshopers while wearing mauve shoes.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.