Larpdimcussdob is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful fly.

Larpdimcussdob created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpdimcussdob, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Larpdimcussdob, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Larpdimcussdob's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Larpdimcussdob's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larpdimcussdob.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling space.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling space in yellow.