Batbutben is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, amazing capybara.

Batbutben created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Batbutben, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Batbutben, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Batbutben's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Batbutben's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Never think about special relativity near tortoises while wearing blue skirts and balancing nine lead spheres on your arms.