Latrawbin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty hippopotamus.

Latrawbin created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Latrawbin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Latrawbin, she will turn you into a worm.

Latrawbin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Latrawbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never paint your legs gray.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Never run near tapirs.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.