Rapzenhan Vontomgub Lidtifflat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, calm raven.

Rapzenhan Vontomgub Lidtifflat created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapzenhan Vontomgub Lidtifflat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rapzenhan Vontomgub Lidtifflat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rapzenhan Vontomgub Lidtifflat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Rapzenhan Vontomgub Lidtifflat's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect nine tin sculptures of Rapzenhan Vontomgub Lidtifflat on top of important buildings.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near mites while wearing red stockings.