Volsugsin Weglablig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind cat.

Volsugsin Weglablig created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Volsugsin Weglablig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Volsugsin Weglablig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Volsugsin Weglablig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Volsugsin Weglablig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Always look after injured frogs.