Wabbarnzak is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, moody giraffe.

Wabbarnzak created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabbarnzak, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wabbarnzak, she will torture you forever.

Wabbarnzak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wabbarnzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never skip in the presence of monkeys.